A Dream about Bill Clinton

Last night I had a dream that I ran into Bill Clinton. And true to real life when ever I have run into real people that happen to be known by a lot of people--Gus Van Sant, August Wilson, Barry Lopez--I say the stupidest things.

So in the dream, I don't know what to say so I ask him if he has read anything interesting lately. And he looks at me and says, "Yes, I read an interesting profile of me in the Onion."